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Jason
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 Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 6:38 pm Post subject: Drunk Rants |
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I figured we could use this thread as our famous party rants..
*looks over to phil* 
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Jason
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| Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 6:39 pm Post subject: |
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| BTW above is Soulja Boy gone wrong.. Antonius Terpus had one to many shots of grey goose.
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Wra7hofAchilles
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You call that drunk! Pfft!
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EeeThree
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| Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 5:59 pm Post subject: |
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drunk.. is Phil... late at night... typing to me and thinking he's legible even if it takes him 5 lines to spell something HALFWAY correct, and me pretending I can understand what the F&$* he is saying.
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Toxico
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What's everyone's funniest drunk story...
I got plastered in my home town at a "mate's" party - to this day I still don't know whose party it was... Anyway, I had a memory blank and al of the sudden I'm walking home naked, I had two options, go back and get my things or soldier on and walk home to my girlfriend (no longer together by the way - after this and a few other episodes, she told me she had enough... who knows...) getting sidetrack a bit, so I'm walking and I figure I go back, it seemed like the sencitive thing to do, but where to?
As I said I still don't know where I was that night, so I had to take the other option 5:30am in the morning nothing is open anyway, and if anyone is up they are probably drunk... I figured I was only about 1km from home after a few minutes of confident walking, a car police car pull me over, I thought to from it, but let's face it even if I was fit (I'm far from it, more so at the time) I had no chance, the policeman asked me where I was going and where I was coming from, I was kinda embarrased gut I figured they deal with idiots like me all the time.
I replyed politely, my naked body is offencive enough, they told me to get in the back and they would get me home, I got in happily, only to find myself helplessly naked in the back of police car, locked in I figured they told me that to avoid trouble and to get me in the car, mind running a million miles an hour imagining all the worse case scenarios, after all that they opened the door and I was stading outside my appartment block, I had a slight relief but then I remembered my naked self and no convincing excuses to somehow try to explain my state.
To add to my shame they walked me up, and knocked on my door, she opened the door to find me naked with two policeman behind me... Asking "Is this yours?"
I slept in the couch for about a week, but hey... it could have been worse.
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Toxico
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most of you must have better stories... don't be shy
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EeeThree
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I dunno.. "is this yours?" really makes that story hard to beat IMO.
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Toxico
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Two months and none of you has a better story than mine... god, no wonder this is such a great online game...
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Wra7hofAchilles
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| Toxico wrote: |
| Two months and none of you has a better story than mine... god, no wonder this is such a great online game... |
Remind me later to talk about my drunk night in Ankara in 06.
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Toxico
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| Wra7hofAchilles wrote: |
| Remind me later to talk about my drunk night in Ankara in 06. |
Sounds like we are into something now...
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aleph0
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| Wra7hofAchilles wrote: |
| Ankara in 06. |
No shit? I was in Ankara in June '06 for a couple weeks, after Istanbul. I watched Iran beat Mexico in a sketchy sports bar ...
We were screaming our heads off for Mexico ('cause nobody gave a damn about them, so we figured we'd represent North America). Then Iran finally did something cool -- made a good save I think -- and the rest of the bar jumped up shouting.
Asked the waiter ... "Yup, they're all Iranians. Come over here as students & stuff ..."
Turned out they were cool guys ... we talked politics & soccer & shared cigarettes.
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