"As legions of the recently declared Eastern Roman Empire march through
the Eastern provinces securing the lands for their own uses numerous
stockpiles of dangerous weapons have been located. Several cannisters
of VX Nerve gas as well as a container of spent uranium rods have been
located so far. Legionnaires of the Eastern Legions have been carefully
securing these stockpiles while discussions occur in leadership as to
the future of these items possibly destined for use as Weapons of Mass
Destruction.
All evidence points to that these stockpiles were created by Imperator
Vitellius for reasons unclear. Could they have been assembled for use
against the emperors suspected campaign against the Persians or
perhaps something much more sinister.
One thing is certain and that is that times are desperate. The one
thing the Western Roman Empire in it's current state can't afford is
for King Terpus to use these dangerous items as leverage against them!
Shelters are springing up throughout Rome as everyone prepares for a
possible catastrophe. The ball seems to be in the Eastern Empire's
court but supposing Raeus has more arms up his sleeve?"
(This was sent in and I laughed too much I just could not resist...obviously this is for shits and giggles...)
~Phil
